Thanks for the bump, completely missed this but looking at the time stamp it was raised on Friday after I'd left early for my weekend of debauchery.
I can only apologise to the maid who had to empty the bin and change the sheets.
The biggest laugh was being woken up on Saturday night by the sound of the couple in the room next door who after a bit of bumping around and laughing decided it was time for rumpy-pumpy and the walls were thin enough for me to work out the following;
Kissy-face - approx. 2 minutes
BJ - judging from his "Oh f.uck yesss" a little under 2 minutes
Her getting the message - "Oh, babe, yes. Urrr, urrrr, ungh, err?" and he'd popped his shot in a little under 2 minutes
All told it was less than 8 minutes and hardly enough time for me to get hard and knock one out listening to them while Mrs Grove was gently snoozing beside me.