I'm going to Heaton Park while my kids go away for a week with their grandparents. Leaving at the crack of dawn tomorrow and I've broken my big toe so hunners of beenie hatted ****wits will probably stand on it. I'm considering using the toe as an excuse to stay in the hoose, smoke my lungs oot and play x-box instead of standing aboot listening to middle aged guys **** up quality tunes. <grumpy>
Tonight will be hitting the big smoke (ER's flat) and tomorrow i have a function at Cults Hotel for my mums retirement. <trytopumphermates>
staying at the burds tonight, wont get my hole. taking the burd to get a new phone saturday. burds staying at mine saturday, wont get ma hole. ditching the burd and doing something i actually enjoy on sunday.
At least you wouldn't have felt it. I've got some **** to finish at work then I'm off in a couple of hours to the hospital to get my toe splinted before I spend half of tomorrow in a motor. It was my own fault - half-hearted tackle last night. I shoulda just halfed the ****
last chance she used to be qwality. 2-3 times a night on weekends the odd night during the week but she has got lazy recently.
Dougie, sounds like you've been put in your place What happened to the dougie who would rape his bird without batting an eyelid? My bird was on nightshift last week, so this week it's been constant shagging. Last night I got in from football (where I scored direct from a corner) and was exhausted, so she insisted on going on top. I certainly 'got it pumped'.
not at first. next fews days were ****ing insane. like a knife twisting in my shoulder muscle got strong painkillers though and the rest.
I'm coordinating Bodie and Doyle on a secret mission this weekend. Should still manage to get through a couple of bottles of single malt though.
