Bought a ****load of Christmas presents, spent 30 minutes in TK Maxx looking at towels, had an argument with the wife because she spent 30 minutes looking at ****ing towels, went to Starbucks, then John Lewis then home through the crowds of disappointed looking Gorgie huns and middle-class Scoatish people streaming home from Murrayfield. All-in-all a pretty **** and expensive day.