I am thinking about moving to the sticks. Gonna view a house near Strathaven. Apart fea that, fùck all.
I've got the same virus I had at the new year which I thought had gone, so I will be mostly sleeping or lying about in my smoking jacket.
Not sure about the weekend yet. ST was mentioning about that Stan & Ollie film, I was rather sceptical but maybe, just maybe, out of curiosity. I just hope there aren't any monotonous 10 minute drum solos in it.
I really fancy it, John C Reilly looks the exact double of Babe Hardy, its uncanny. I have a photo of Stan and Ollie in the mancave which was taken during the 50's when they were getting on and you would be hard pressed to spot the diff.
Yeah, I believe the film is essentially based around their 50's tour of the UK, which apparently was sparsely attended. They never show them on telly anymore nor Tom And Jerry (the original Fred Quimby ones only). Bloody travesty.
Mate I live in Motherwell where most cùnts haven't got enough fingers to play the banjo so it will be a major step up if I move there. @Gambol to confirm.
Lanarkshire is a ****hole from one hick toon to the next. Best part is the road in Bargeddie that takes you back into Bailieston.
Strauss concert was okay last night. Would have been better if the woman sitting next to me hadn't hummed most of the way through it. Heading into the centre of Edinburgh post-10pm is an eye opener, mind. Gangs of drunk teenage lassies who sound like 60 year olds who've spent their lives smoking 40-a-day & drinking whisky, and swearing like a sex-starved sailors. Still, that's the results of feminism for you. Doing **** all but eat and watch football today.
Sounds like you might have bumped into my fifty odd year old wee cousin Gail who was out on the lash last night!
Is your fifty odd year old cousin a teenager? You daft old ****. If she hummed, you should have asked her to wash or at least spray some perfume on herself hahaha pmsl
