Stayed off today because a glazer was to call. Just rang to say his son put a drill through his arm. Don't believe a word of it. Might hit the swally very soon.
Rough as ars.eholes on Saturday after standing in the freezing cold watching Junior's last game of the year. Dosed up with paracetamol and went back to bed then spent the day under a blanket watching TV. Better on Sunday and managed to bake my signature mince pies, plumbed in the new washing machine, fed the ducks in the park and ogled busty teens in Five Guys.