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Weekend Thread #25 what, again?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jun 21, 2019.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    How quickly a week rolls past.

    Mrs Grove is off with friends for a long weekender in Spain so I get to catch up on a couple of shows on Amazon. Hope to finish off American Gods and might start that Good Omens.

    Anything else depends on the weather but Junior has asked to have a friend over for the weekend. I said as long as her Mum knew it was just me in the house she could. Obviously the Mum doesn't know me too well as she said yes. Sleep over it is!

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  2. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I think I'm going to creep through my daughters Facebook page to find pictures of her underage mates.

    Then kill myself ASAP.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    Washing my toupee this weekend.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Your daughter is on Facebook? That is so last century.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Where in Spain is she?
     
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    Faecesbook, Twatter and Instagranny are for poofters and lezzers.
     
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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Declan at the gym tonight and then we are off the Nandos.
    Declan got a game tomorrow, then going for a Steak then Bernadette's dance show.
    Sunday probably go out for dinner.

    IF THE POPE SAYS NO THEN WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER GO
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    Costa Blanca in a villa with a load of pissed up gin-monkeys. Closest town is Benidorm so I expect it will get messy. On their last trip one burd turned up for the last day only got royally pissed, passed out, puked and started again and was still sh.it faced when they got the flight home.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ll be Spreading anti-Roma propaganda around GHill
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mrs Grove's non-racist minge getting dago pumped all weekend <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jun 21, 2019
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    Hilton tonight for a sportsmans dinner in the company of Dame Kelly Homes. I'll be staying the night in her room, whether she wants me to or not.

    Evading capture for the rest of the weekend
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Sounds dire
     
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    Still drunk on the flight home???? That sounds crazy.
     
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    I owner who'll play her in the movies.
     
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    Gambol?
     
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    Not enough fingers IIRC
     
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    Aldo?
     
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    Leaving
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Okay bye
     
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    You may well jest but Mrs Grove said one of the mums was in the Jacuzzi on their last jaunt and appeared to be more than happy for a gentleman of ethnicity to give her tuppence a rub beneath the bubbles.

    Anyhow the missus has the painters in iirc so good luck to any spic waiter who wants to venture there over the weekend.

    What goes on in Benidorm stays in Benidorm, unless she brings back chlamydia of course.
     
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