Weekend Thread #23 if you like

Ooooooft the voice of reason slaps Dev back into his pish filled bed before lunch.

 

*Club's

 

And then he pops in. Bad times right now for Dev.

 

I'm washing my hair this weekend.

It doesn't get any better than this.

Life is just one long hair wash, with various interruptions along the way.

 

Are you serious?

 

Conditioner too?

 

Poor old **** only has 1 long hair left on his wrinkly old head, he doesn't need any more grief

 

No, I just wash and go.

Nobody can tell if I'm wearing Harmony though...…………….is he, isn't he?

 

How’s the ex-wife?

 

Thanks for trevplaining that one poindexter

 

Shut it blue gums

 

Ok, fair enough. Did you hear that Baz has only ever shagged 1 bird in his life and to top it off, she's a pape

 

Lol

 

Doing **** all until the next batch of Celtic paedophilia revelations are released and then it's all hands to the pumps.

Mibbe go for lunch at a shìte restaurant franchise aligned to a plastic, generic hotel chain on Sunday though. As long as their banks of microwave ovens don't interfere with their WIFI signal.

 

Now, now FatboyFat.

Never been married, never intend to. Marriage is for poofters and lezzers.

 

Now now, Patience came onto me at the last bowling night out but would rather shag a whiny nostrilled agent of Rome than a dung smelling monkey who gets rode from a square headed timposter taig tramp.

NO SURRENDER THE POPES A BENDER

 

^^^^ the **** is drunk folks. I have the texts from Baz to Patience

 

Worked 16 hours yesterday, back in at 4am this morning. Hope to be in the pub by around 2pm today. Possible exclusive whatsapp updates if I'm feeling super cute. IDK.

 

Stood in the pissing down rain on Saturday watching Junior's team get battered left right and centre. Followed by Sunday where they faired a bit better but the management dropped a bollock as we'd qualified for the runner's up plate (to see who comes third over all) but by the time the coach found out we'd all buggered off. I got a call to say we had 10 minutes to get back to the ground so off we duly trotted only to get a call mid-way from the coach to say at least four of the team couldn't get back in time so we forfeited the chance. Not exactly the end of the world and I think Junior was rather relieved.

We got the most ridiculous TV for the front room. 55" of Sony majesty but with the equally substantial base the thing takes up half the room. Superb picture but I feel like a complete pikey having such a large screen. Having such a f.uck off big telly smacks of being a tad chavvy imho. It's ok down in the imaginary man-cave but in the house is a touch ostentatious for my liking. The kids love it though and the x-box games do look spectacular now.

 

55 inch isn’t even big these days ffs!

That’s what she said