Weekend Thread 10 of 52

Stop editing my posts!

 

Soz not soz pmsl

 

I had a great weekend, thanks for asking

 

What did you do? I´m very interested to know.

 

I went to the airport to shout at Scott Sinclair just for a laugh but he grassed me into the cops and I missed my flight

 

Finally got around to replacing a bust brake light.

 

I stole some belting flowers from some manky pape’s graveside on Sunday. I knew I wouldn’t get caught as his family were no doubt watching Rangers as per!

Mum loved them

 

Another coat of varnish inside the man-cave and started laying the flooring. Also watched Crufts (confirmed poove & *****)

Might just start another thread.

 

Can I ask why you refuse to update us with pics?

Not as if we’re gonnae be able to track you doon, ya nonce.

No offence

 

None taken.

It is for that very reason, no idea what sort of mentalist is lurking out there. Plus I don't want to be door stepped by peado-hunters, I live in a nice neighbourhood and folks think I am an upstanding citizen. I've still got a long way to go on the man-cave project though. Need the flooring finished, get the shed racked out, all the storage units put round the back, big TV and guitars up on the wall, blackout blinds, acoustic insulation (Fritzl knew) and then I need to do the guttering and patio outside. Will be 2019 by the time I'm done at this rate.

Still, keeps me away from the swings at the park I suppose.

 

This shed doesn’t exist does it?

 

I am currently renovating a WW2 spitfire in my garage .
The Rolls Royce Merlin British liquid-cooled V-12 piston aero engine of 27-litres capacity. Rolls-Royce designed the engine and first ran it in 1933 as a private venture.
The roar from that beast brings a tear to mine eye.
The bulk of the work has been the fuselage but when it is finished it will all be worth it.

I would post pics but Dev would probably find out where I live by clues in the image and smash it up in a rage of jealousy.

Might start a thread about it

 

The £12,000 hole in my bank account says otherwise.

 

Which we have to take your word for that you spent ?

 

I got quoted £25k for one last year so £12k would represent good value.

 

You want photos of the shed and a statement from my bank? Why on earth would I make up something so mundane as a garden shed? It's not exactly the most titillating of subject matters to post on GC.

It's not as if I'm pretending to win millions at Vegas every weekend and that I'm pumping hordes of porn stars, it's only a shed!!

You will have to take my word on it, or not.

 

Well your name isn't even Barry and you probably don't even build sheds.

 

Just a few pics of how it is coming along , what it costs is irrelevant.

 

My name is Barrie and I build sheds.