Weekend predictions

[Tobes]

Pretty sure we had one of these threads before, but I’m ****ed if I can find it.

Anyway, a bit of competition for the weekend, which will no doubt deliver some shocking shouts just for the bantz but here goes.

C&P the chosen fixtures and post your projected scorelines.

Rules: 2 points for predicting the correct outcome, 5 points for the correct score. Bonus points - which team will score the earliest goal, and which side will collect the most bookings 3 points each.




Sunday / Monday Matchday 14 - The ‘what is it? ****e Red Bull mate’ Cup Final Special

Wolves 0 vs Burnleh 4
Leeds 0 vs Red Manc rats 0
Villa 2 vs WBA 2
Blue Manc rats 1 vs Who the **** invited them in? Rats 0
Reading 2 vs Swansea 2
Lesta 2 vs Palace 1

Earliest goal - Villa
Most bookings - dirty Leeds

League Table 14

PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 points - 8 points - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 117
SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 points - 4 points - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 115
Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 102
Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 points - - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 95
Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 89
BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 points - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 86
China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 -:79
Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 76
Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 75
RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 66
Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 56
West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21
Saff - 10 - 9- 19

Matchday 15 fixtures

Palace 0 vs Citeh 2
Brighton 2 vs Leeds 0
Chelsea 2 vs Fulham 0
Everton 1 vs Villa 2
Brentford 2 vs Watford 0
Stoke 0 vs QPR 2

Bookings Villa
First goal Chelsea

Matchday 16

Rangers 4 vs Celtic 1
The Toon 0 vs Arsenal 2
Spurs 4 vs Sheff U 0
Man U vs the red ****e - cancelled
West Brom 1 vs Wolves 1
Burnley 1 vs West Ham 2

Bookings Celtic
First goal - Arsenal

League Table 16

SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 points - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 137
PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 points - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 135
Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 112
BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 points - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 112
Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 points - - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 111
Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 110
China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 89
Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 88
Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 84
Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 75
RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 43
West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21

Matchday 17 - Doomsday with tears (shame there’ll be no close ups)

Leeds 3 vs Spuds 1
Sheff U 0 vs Palace 2
Citeh 1 vs Chelsea 2
Red ****e 2 vs Roll over Soton 0
Derby 3 vs Sheff Weds 3
Cardiff 1 vs Rotherham 1

Most bookings - Sheff Weds
Earliest goal - Palace

League Table 17

SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 146
PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 140
BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 127
Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 119
Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 119
Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 114
China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 98
Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 93
Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 92
Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 85
RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 55
West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21


Matchday 18 - League 1 play off special

Wolves 2 vs Brighton 1
Villa 1 vs United 3
West Ham 0 vs Everton 1
Arsenal 3 vs West Brom 1
Oxford 4 vs Burton 0
Portsmouth 0 vs Accrington 1
Charlton 1 vs Hull 0

Most bookings - Brighton
Earliest goal - Oxford

League Table 18

SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 158
PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 151
BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 -133
Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 130
Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 126
Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 125
China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 104
Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 104
Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 97
Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 91
Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 63
West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21

Matchday 19 - Cup Final / Guest sweaty fixtures Special

Burnley 0 vs Leeds 4
Soton 3 vs Fulham 1
Brighton 1 vs West Ham 1
Chavs 0 vs Lesta 1
Hibs 0 vs Celtic 0
Rangers 4 vs Aberdeen 0

Most bookings - Celtic
Earliest goal - The Hun

League Table 19

SOLID 11 points - 14 - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 7 - 165
PINKIE 7 points - 6 - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 13 - 164
Gesa - 6 points - 12 - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 14 - 139
BRB 7 points - 11 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 - 4 - 137
Welshie 4 points - 6 - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 7 - 137
Tobes - 4 points - 5 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 11 - 137
Pieguts - 4 points - - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 7 - 111
China Saint - 4 points - - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 4 - 108
Chief 9 points - 5 points - - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 9 - 106
Spurlock 4 points - 0 - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 5 - 96
Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 4 - 67
West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21

Matchday 20 - The Chippy tits last hurrah / Play off special

Palace 3 vs Villa 2
Spurs 2 vs Wolves 0
West Brom 1 vs Red ****e 2
Everton 0 vs Sheff U 1
Bournemouth 1 vs Brentford 0
Barnsley 0 vs Swansea 1

Most bookings - Sheff U & Palace
Earliest goal - Sheff U

League Table 20

SOLID 11 points - 14 - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 169
PINKIE 7 points - 6 - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 13 - 2 - 166
Welshie 4 points - 6 - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 7 - 17 - 154
Tobes - 4 points - 5 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 11 - 6 - 143
Gesa - 6 points - 12 - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 14 - 2 - 142
BRB 7 points - 11 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 - 4 - 0 - 137
Pieguts - 4 points - - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 7 - 111
China Saint - 4 points - - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 111
Chief 9 points - 5 points - - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 9 - 2 - 108
Spurlock 4 points - 0 - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 5 - 2 - 98
Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85
RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72
Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 4 - 67
West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21

Matchday 21 - Super Sunday - The Big Finale Special

Arsenal vs Brighton
Villa vs Chelsea
Fulham vs The Toon
Leeds vs WBA
Lesta vs Spuds
Liverpool vs Palace
City vs Everton
Sheff U vs Burnley
West Ham vs Soton
Wolves vs Man U

 

[Welshie]

Burnleh vs Gooners 1-0, Burnleh most cards.

Sheff U vs Soton 0-0 Sheff U most cards

Villa vs Wolves 2-1 Villa score first

Brighton v Leicester 0-2

Bristol City v R's 3-1 Bristol score first

Gills V Ipswich 0-2

Sunderland v Rochdale 3-0

4 points

 

[PINKIE]

Burnley 1-2 Arsenal
Sheff U 1-1 Soton
Villa 2-1 Wolves
Brighton 1-1 Leicester

Haven't really got a danny about the others, but I'll have a punt.

Bristol City 1-2 QPR
Gills 1-3 Ipwich
Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale

Burnley earliest goal 6mins
Also Burnley v Arsenal most cards.

7 points

 

[Welshie]

Burnley 1-2 Arsenal
Sheff U 1-1 Soton
Villa 2-1 Wolves
Brighton 1-1 Leicester

Haven't really got a danny about the others, but I'll have a punt.

Bristol City 1-2 QPR
Gills 1-3 Ipwich
Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale

Burnley earliest goal 6mins
Also Burnley v Arsenal most cards.

The prem teams are ****ing hard to predict, every single one has form all over the joint, the only two who dont are soton and sheff who are equally **** right now.

Ipswich just got a new manager so I'm expecting a bounce against Gills

 

[PINKIE]

Hang on, I've spotted a flaw.

Do you mean which team will score earliest overall or in each game ? Coz if it's the former then Welshie is a ****ing cheating b'tard.

 

[PINKIE]

The prem teams are ****ing hard to predict, every single one has form all over the joint, the only two who dont are soton and sheff who are equally **** right now.

Ipswich just got a new manager so I'm expecting a bounce against Gills

Yeah PL is all over the shop.

Burnley were pretty good against Lesta, so I reckon they'll score first against us. We've been pretty resilient at clawing our way back recently so I'm going for us to turn that one around.

Soton look rudderless, any other team they were playing and I'd have predicted a loss for them, especially away. But it's Sheff Utd ...

Reckon Lesta are having a bit of a wobble too, but I think they'll get a point at Brighton.

Midlands Derby should be decent. Reckon Villa will edge it.

 

[brb]

0-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners 12:30 KO

2-3 Sheff U vs Soton

2-2 Villa vs The Dingles

1-0 Brighton vs Da Yoof

2-1 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s

0-1 Gillingham vs Ipswich (Gills have not scored against Ipswich in the last 6 meetings)

3-0 Sunderland vs Rochdale (Sunderland surging forward at the mo)

Earliest goal: Sunderland
Most Bookings: Sheff Utd....not a clue on this one tbph

7 points

 

[brb]

Also Burnley v Arsenal most cards.

Read the rules dumbnuts

 

[PINKIE]

Read the rules dumbnuts

Okay Arsenal then. We seem to be pretty good at collecting cards.

 

[remembercolinlee]

Burnley 0-2 Arsenal... dyche gifts those ****ers points every season

Sheff U 1-0 Soton.... song stealers have forgotten how to score and defend

Villa 1-2 Wolves...no greenish no win

Brighton 0-1 Leicester ... Brighton couldn't score against us at the moment ffs

Bristol City 1-2 QPR... got a soft spot for rangers

Gills 1-0 Ipwich... don't wany BRB to ban me

Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale ... about time they got promoted

11 points

 

[Solid Air]

1-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners

0-2 Sheff U vs Soton

1-0 Villa vs The Dingles

1-3 Brighton vs Da Yoof

2-3 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s

2-0 Gillingham vs Ipswich

4-1 Sunderland vs Rochdale

Earliest goal: QPR
Most Bookings: Ipswich

11 points

 

[brb]

1-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners

0-2 Sheff U vs Soton

1-0 Villa vs The Dingles

1-3 Brighton vs Da Yoof

2-3 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s

2-0 Gillingham vs Ipswich

4-1 Sunderland vs Rochdale

Earliest goal: QPR
Most Bookings: Ipswich

2-0 for the Gills

I really hope you are right, but Ipswich are in form and our record against them is really poor. I'll be happy if we pull that sort of score off though.

 

[Solid Air]

2-0 for the Gills

I really hope you are right, but Ipswich are in form and our record against them is really poor. I'll be happy if we pull that sort of score off though.

like i have any idea about Gillingham
honestly have very little idea where Gillingham is apart from somewhere in the South .

 

[Tobes]

Hang on, I've spotted a flaw.

Do you mean which team will score earliest overall or in each game ? Coz if it's the former then Welshie is a ****ing cheating b'tard.

Yeah that.

@Welshie one for each category bro.

 

[brb]

like i have any idea about Gillingham
honestly have very little idea where Gillingham is apart from somewhere in the South .

Just think Chatham Dockyard or the River Medway and you won't be far out

Gillingham is a shhithole btw. They killed it about 40 years ago, with poor planning and an increase in social deprivation.

 

[Spurlock]

Sheff U vs Soton. 1-1

Villa vs The Dingles 1-1

Brighton vs Da Yoof 0-1

Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s 2-1

Gillingham vs Ipswich 1-3

Sunderland vs Rochdale 1-1

4 points

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Too late 4me today but defo worth doing long term, spice it up a bit with some flap predictions and rage points.

 

[Solid Air]

2-0 for the Gills

I really hope you are right, but Ipswich are in form and our record against them is really poor. I'll be happy if we pull that sort of score off though.

halfway there

 

[brb]

halfway there

I can't belive it mate. The person that scored was a young defender, not only that he has never scored a league goal!

 

[Solid Air]

I can't belive it mate. The person that scored was a young defender, not only that he has never scored a league goal!