Weekend, Oh Yes

FFS

 

When you do it with your loved one. Not like you, who takes his chimpanzee wife for a walk and has to pick up after she ****s everywhere.

 

Yeah, but would be easier just to do that in the house, why bother going for a walk?

 

Because it's romantic?

 

And how is your boyfriend these days anyway, you still with the same guy you were with before ER chased you off the site?

 

Hilarious!

How's Patience these days?

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As you can see from the photo she is fine, in fact not only fine but rather fetching and sexy too, thanks very much

 

She'd be a 9/10 if those socks went right up to her knees, but I'm splitting thick dark coarse monkey hairs really, she's a cracker regardless.

 

"dark coarse monkey hairs"

 

Is there wheelchair access? Asking for a friend.

 

You don't have any friends, Grove, so I know you're lying.

 

I have lots of friends, most of whom are black. True story.

 

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*spent

 

I'm off til Tuesday

Swally the morra for the fitba obvs

Probs end up in the jail tbf

Ftp

 

Off to Portugal on Saturday for 11 days, just to annoy Iain.

 

Will you be giving it 'SEVCO' on the flight?

 

Natch

 

Went to look at a BMX from Gumtree for my daughter with my dad this morning found it hilarious him going over it and slating the seller.
Drove down to the Mariner for a pint with him then had fish n chips .
Sitting in the garden sunbathing now.