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Weekend, Oh Yes

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It's the weekend and I for one am desperate to know what each and every one of your plans are. "you tell us first what you are doing, Iain" I hear you say. Ok then, I might give a BBQ a miss this weekend as it is getting quite chilly here, I doubt it will get over 25 degrees. I shall no doubt be drinking beer and then tomorrow I shall be watching the Queens XI putting the papes to the sword. Not sure whether to go to the Rangers pub in Benalmadena or just watch it in a boozer in Malaga. FTP
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mostly I shall be found loitering with intent in the vicinity of a halls of residence near Firhill for no reason whatsoever.
     
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  3. Toby

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    Weekend before payday so will be a quiet one.

    Drinks tonight in the office then meeting Olga to head back to mine, polishing up my CV tomorrow for a new job I'm going for and Sunday will be spent in bed with no pizza <cry>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Taking the kids to Brighton :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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    Will call Maryhill Police Station with vital information about the 9-fingered rapist who is attacking students on Queen Margaret Drive and Maryhill Road.
     
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    Could also mean taking one up the arse :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    I'll be in London eating cold scraps of pizza left to me by the passing dregs. My bird is coming over to visit me Saturday afternoon, so hopefully get off our head sniffing some glue i found in the bins. Then Sunday just a lazy day huddled in my box just off Kings Cross <ok>
     
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    Think I've broken someone <rofl> <rofl>

    Spendid
     
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    Who me? <laugh>

    You still haven't answered why the French have ignored your illustrious IT skills, especially for someone so anti brexit?
     
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    Off to an engagement party tomorrow evening, but main focal point will be watching God's Eleven vanquish the abhorrent hun hordes in their own midden.
     
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    Answer what your meds are first <ok>

    I dunno who told you that, if you think you're point scoring then you're properly ****ed.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Watching the game tomorrow then I'll be doing mostly **** all for the rest of the day. Taking the wife for lunch on Sunday (Italian, if you're interested) then taking a romantic stroll along the coast, weather permitting.
     
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    Thought she was Japanese? :huh:
     
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    Toby, Sep 22, 2017
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    Out of interest, what makes a stroll romantic? No offense, Nicky
     
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    You going to Qua, mate?
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Tonight, will be ironing my Union Jack suit and polishing my steel toe cap doc martins as tomorrow, I'll be hunting me a fenian or two!!

    WATCH OUT DECLAN YA WEE BASTARD YE, DADDY'S COMING AND THIS TIME, NOT IN YOUR FARTER!!
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Sep 22, 2017
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    When she pisses on your chest iirc
     
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