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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Aug 10, 2018.

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  1. Patience

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    ****s got a coke nail on his pinky
     
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    Patience, Aug 13, 2018
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Dev has an Irish mate that went to B&Q and was asked if he wanted decking. You should get Dev to tell you about it. <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 13, 2018
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe he just scratched himself to make it look like the cat then.

    **** up.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 13, 2018
  4. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    It's not actually paint ... I meant stain it .

    Got good ronseal stain ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Aug 13, 2018
  5. pineappleupsidedown

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    pineappleupsidedown, Aug 13, 2018
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 13, 2018
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    Any meths for cleaning my brushes ?
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Aug 13, 2018
  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Did you not buy any at B&Q when you bought the wood stain ya tight cùnt?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 13, 2018
  9. pineappleupsidedown

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    They were sold out ...said a pished up **** bought a trolly load for 'cocktails'. (meths, hairspray n milk)
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Aug 13, 2018
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  10. Patience

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    Don't tell LAIN to **** up. That's our job.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No new bucket for you this weekend, you smelly, itchy trigger, fat boot.



    *Not aimed at you Tuna xx
     
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    monacoger, Aug 13, 2018
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

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    Aye but see if you put one of those browny colours on it, over time it starts to chip off and just looks ****e. Unless you have the time to stain it every couple of months its no good.

    Better off with one of the clear decking treatments. When needed you can just power wash the decking clean then treat it, its no as much hassle.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Aug 13, 2018
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Don't believe ye ya tapping bastard.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 13, 2018
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  14. Tina.

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    Cheers for all the sympathy about my cold. Bastards.
     
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    Tina., Aug 13, 2018
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Man up and get over it.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Aug 13, 2018
  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Awe hen. Get a pillow case and blow yer big hooter.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 13, 2018
  17. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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