Weekend Fred

Reminds me of when Paddy had a black eye and his mate Mick asked him what happened.

Paddy replied: "I was at B&Q and a guy in Orange overalls asked If I wanted decking so I got the first punch in".

 

Couldn´t have been a very good punch if the B&Q worker still managed to give Paddy a black eye.

 

Buzz Killington strikes again

 

The "First" punch.

 

Or the time paddy went for a job and the interviewer asked him to fill in the questionnaire.

He went downstairs and knocked **** out of the doorman.

 

Yeah but the B&Q guy wouldn´t have been expecting it, so it should have been the first and only punch.

 

Okay Charlie Bronson.

 

^^^^ this proves that Paddy has won fights before yet he gets a black eye from a B&Q worker? I´m not buying this pish.

 

B&Q workers are usually OAPs iirc

 

I work there as a greeter.

 

Wonder why he thought paddy wanted decking of all things. What was paddy in for actually?

 

Dry yer eyes

 

Probably a pint of milk, the thick fenian bastard.

 

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss

 

What do you call an Irishman who stays out all night?


Paddy O'Furniture.

 

Paddy the cat?

 

Paddy the whore?

 

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