Weekend Fred.

Pulled the f****n' door of one of the clothes storage units in the bedroom; why do these annoying f****n' things happen when you are on the wagon?

 

Menthol.

 

At last somebody spotted my deliberate mistake

 

I suppose Methanol may work too. It's a component of anti freeze if I recall. Also people like Aldo used to drink it.

 

I sometimes still do

 

I played at The Marquee and the 100 Club. True story, I was a rock god back in the day.

 

Well, I do know for a fact that Robert Plant does indeed have an account here...are you him?

 

Big Log?

That's probably made Tarquin all moist actually.

 

No, but I met him at the airport in Barbados. Another true story (when I say met him I actually went "here, is that Robert Plant?" to my mate who said "I reckon, go and ask for his autograph" but I didn't want to intrude on his personal time/bottled it)

 

I wonder how many (ooops) games at Molineux he will fit in next season.

 

Not sure but another notable celebrity who I bottled getting an autograph from was the lovely Jo Guest. She was at a motorbike show but I couldn't face talking to her having spent so much time and jizz on her photos in the spank mags. What are you meant to say in those circumstances "pleasure to meet you Ms Guest and may I say the way you arch your back showing off your magnificent snid is a thing of wonder"?

A pertinent reminder is in order

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Pretty sure a young guy who was a 'punk' that I was in charge of at HM Revenue and Customs in the late 1970's used to pop along to the lavvies for a 'ham' over Ms Guest! As he was generally a hard working member of my team and had stunning older twin sisters I turned a blind eye to his mild indiscretions.

 

A tad too early for Ms Guest I think, she was more of a 90's jar of Nivea and strategically folded towel w.ank sort. Not sure what I'd have been into had I been an ardent tugger in the 70's but all that bush would have confused this shaved poon loving citizen. All the vintage porn I've seen from the era has the burds decked out in pubes like coir doormats or nipples the size and colour chocolate digestives

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That's me oot to Scorpio Sauna; thanks 'G'.