Croydon Registry Office.
Queens Hotel, Crystal Palace.
25 years.
We'd had a three year test drive beforehand.
Queens Hotel, Crystal Palace.
25 years.
We'd had a three year test drive beforehand.
Some people sneer at fish fingers, so fair play to you for telling us that.
I probably eat seafood 5 nights a week. True story.
I often think about me sleeping in the same bed as you. Not at the same time obviously...Croydon Registry Office.
Queens Hotel, Crystal Palace.
25 years.
We'd had a three year test drive beforehand.
I often think about me sleeping in the same bed as you. Not at the same time obviously...
Oh and I've never been married. Been together 20 years.
I often think about me sleeping in the same bed as you. Not at the same time obviously...
Oh and I've never been married. Been together 20 years.
Me n ben have considered itHaven't you considered it since the law changed on civil partnerships?
We'd been living together 7 years but then the first kid was on his way so we hotfooted it down to Sunderland Registry Office and signed on the dotted line. Her Mam and sister. My Gran and sister. A couple of friends. Pint before. Pint after. Saw change out of fifty quid.
Celebrated our Silver Wedding last year. That was a quiet affair anarl. On a narrowboat on the Union Canal.
Her, me and the dog. Perfick.
Went to a wedding last weekend. Whilst I was dancing with the Bride she told me that her hope for her marriage was to be like me and the Missus in thirty years time.
Spend a fortune on a wedding? Why not so long as you can afford it. But marriage isn't about money, it's about love.
And you can't put a price on that.
Can you have a silver wedding anniversary if you don't get married?
I think you should be able to, common law wife and all that.
In fact, I'm a year overdue for mine now.
Everyone back to ours...
It's 32 years including the 7 years pre-marriage.
That's the copper anniversary apparently.
What the bloody hell is made of copper these days?
Two pence pieces obviously. But if that's all I present her with I probably wouldn't see a 33rd.
I'm not saying that me and the wife are unpopular but we had our silver wedding do in the phone box on James Reckitt Ave.
Unpopular is when your mam asks you to help blow up the balloons for your twin brother's surprise birthday party.

Pans. You can get copper pans.It's 32 years including the 7 years pre-marriage.
That's the copper anniversary apparently.
What the bloody hell is made of copper these days?
Two pence pieces obviously. But if that's all I present her with I probably wouldn't see a 33rd.
I should add that it's our 31st this year and I don't have a good record.Copper could be handcuffs and a truncheon Ern. She may even polish your helmet.![]()
DIY rewiring kit?It's 32 years including the 7 years pre-marriage.
That's the copper anniversary apparently.
What the bloody hell is made of copper these days?
Two pence pieces obviously. But if that's all I present her with I probably wouldn't see a 33rd.
Married in a registry office and it worked for me. Been married for 49 years. Learned a new word at the ceremony- consanguinity.
We'd been living together 7 years but then the first kid was on his way so we hotfooted it down to Sunderland Registry Office and signed on the dotted line. Her Mam and sister. My Gran and sister. A couple of friends. Pint before. Pint after. Saw change out of fifty quid.
Celebrated our Silver Wedding last year. That was a quiet affair anarl. On a narrowboat on the Union Canal.
Her, me and the dog. Perfick.
Went to a wedding last weekend. Whilst I was dancing with the Bride she told me that her hope for her marriage was to be like me and the Missus in thirty years time.
Spend a fortune on a wedding? Why not so long as you can afford it. But marriage isn't about money, it's about love.
And you can't put a price on that.
Pans. You can get copper pans.
She'll be made up Ern.
You're welcome.
It's 32 years including the 7 years pre-marriage.
That's the copper anniversary apparently.
What the bloody hell is made of copper these days?
Two pence pieces obviously. But if that's all I present her with I probably wouldn't see a 33rd.
Look, I feel his pain. There was literally no malice, he was being practical. Being practical to a bloke is a good thing.Ok, a bit of female advice here Ernie,
Ok, a bit of female advice here Ernie, wouldn't go with Happy's idea, a copper pan set, you could end up wearing them, not a good look! Mind you, not quite as bad as a pressie once from my hubby, pleased as punch with using his initiative, an ironing board for gods sake, a bloody ironing board! Nearly ended up wrapped round his neck, needless to say not made the same mistake again!