I've quit the milf hunting. Well, the milf hunting quit me.... Dated a few people more my age. Problem is, everyone seems in a rush to move things along.....
Just play the field mate, don't let them trap you. Sure you can tell them you love them & how stunning they are. Just switch two digits of your phone number around.
I never dreamed of a wedding when I was single mate, generally you do it for the woman. They dream of that day from the day they watch their first Disney movie!
Wait til you're married mate, the only Visa that'll matter then is the one in your wallet, getting pounded by your lady every Saturday.
To me, marriage is betting half of everything you own that this "agreement" is going to work.... I'd have better odds on a Newcastle win in a derby match!!
The bloke who says to the vicar I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married did you, he says not sure mate what was her maiden name.
So if anyone asks you if you are married you can say "No, I was once but I got better"! My first marriage lasted 15 years. I vowed I would never enter into that territory again but 6 years after I met the "Child-Bride" who was 19 compared to my 42. We lived together for 8 years and then married and celebrated our 26th Anniversary a couple of weeks ago. Second time around has certainly been the best.
You stand a better chance of training 'em at that age! And they'll keep you fit. I got banned from local Gym yesterday. This gorgeous little sheila came in and started putting her hair into a pony tail so I naturally got my plonker out because I thought she was going to give me a head job. How embarrassment!
