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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Tiggyrimana, May 27, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

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    Tiote loves playing Hide and Go Seek and Destroy :)
     
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    Yeah ... fornication, debauchery and pillage through all eternity ... sounds like a win win scenario to me. I'll have the apartment next to you I think! :)
     
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    Shirley if the devil is evil he will welcome me with open arms and lavish me with all the evil things I do for all eternity.
     
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    In theory yes and don't call me Shirley...
     
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    This thread has really gone off on some tangents, first ice cream vans and ice creams and now the afterlife. What next ... 13th Century Danish Flugelhorn music?
     
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    ....it can't be resisted
     
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    It's a nice apartment block, as long as i'm the one pillaging and not being pillaged i'm happy!

    Tiote is going to kill me, but i'll just be magma bathing sooner than planned so all is good
     
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  8. why aye jims eye

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    Speaking of which, recently made Marmite illegal, they can ram their danish bacon up their arse.......we'll keep the carlsberg though
     
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    I was never a fan to be honest.

    I was always into Neolithic Rock Bands.
     
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    I know, what vitamin nazis! Can't do without my Marmite fix. Keep your f'ing bacon and dairy products and your bloody lego! Like you say we'll keep taking the beer though in the interests of maintaining diplomatic relations.
     
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    Wouldn't mind keeping the Lego either??
     
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    I like the bacon, miniOT likes the lego.

    They can keep the beer...
     
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    Good point re pillager/pillagee! But I suppose you'd get used to it.

    Yeah it will give you a chance to get a good spot next to the pool :)
     
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    Ok ... so other than bacon, dairy products, lego and beer what have the Danes ever done for us!?
     
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    I once coerced a Danish bird in cheating on her boyfriend with me.

    They also supplied Jon-Dahl Tommasson
     
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    Allowed the British navy to shell Copenhagen?

    I'm lost for any additional benefits now...
     
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    Wasn't she any good then?

    I mean, after all that persuading to find out she's crap in bed must of been a wasted exercise.
     
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    Read about that quite recently. First in a Sharpe novel and then I researched it to find out what really happened ... was quite interesting huh?

    Oh yeah and Danish Pastries ... they're quite nice!
     
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    Oh.

    Caroline Wozniacki

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    Hubba hubba
     
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    She was but I was terrible, was off my face by the time I managed to convince her (so was she, part if the tactic) so I just went hell for leather then ****ed off
     
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