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UTRs

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Thought we should have a weather update thread to compliment Aussie's News Flash.

I will give you the latest weather updates so that you can plan your day ahead<ok>

Anyway here you go...

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AussieQPR said:
Big humidity here in Oz ................ a big sweaty around the old genitalia as we speak.
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You need a can of scrotiefresh, just spray around the testie area for a cool + dry freshness<laugh>

I actually have come up with a solution to this problem! You know when you get something delivered which is electronic like computer parts or say a HI-FI? Anyway you get these "do not eat me" bags which stop moisture and absorb it as to stop damage to the product! Well just collect a few of these bags from your deliveries and put them in your underwear on a hot humid day, this should keep you testicular are dry and sweat free!

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Bingo, job done<ok>

Why they print do not eat on the bag baffles me. What d!ckhead opens up a delivery of say a new computer sound card for example and they see this little bag. They then think "Oh cool, they have sent me a very little food parcel with my soundcard , how kind and thoughtful of them to do this.

Anyway I can confirm it tastes like rotten salmon so thats why they must put do not eat on the bag:emoticon-0148-yes:
 
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