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Pleasant,
Summery,
Slightly cool at nights.
Very noice.
Summery,
Slightly cool at nights.
Very noice.
I was praying for Jesus to play fair and give you sufferners some grief, but then i did take pity on your footy teamWell, after all that sunshine, two days of rain
Great time of the year.
Sunny warm days,
Cool nights.
Sunny warm days,
Cool nights.
I was praying for Jesus to play fair and give you sufferners some grief, but then i did take pity on your footy team
Cheeky northern monkey
Dry day today, so there
The nuts are cool.
The nipples are erect.
The gin is drunk.
Ma…….. put me to bed!
Cool & wet.
The nipples are erect.
The gin is drunk.
Ma…….. put me to bed!
Cool & wet.
Rain in Spain,
Wet like Tibet,
Overcast like the black hole of Calcutta.
Wet like Tibet,
Overcast like the black hole of Calcutta.
have you felt a wet clout the size of a wizard's sleeve, when you give it a finger it grips your arm, and starts to squeeze like an anaconda, only then do you remember what your mother taught you, black pudding is made with blood, your mother was right be prepared, when it whiffs blood it will release your fingers letting circulation return, grab the black pud and start to devour it, after it has swallowed 8 inches it starts rhythmic dancing till satisfied,then squirts you with the love juice with the force of a water cannon.
Blimey, Rog has turned into John Betjeman, and gone all poetic on us, Didley !
Great sermon the Reverend Roger!
l heard your taking over from Reverend Squat on Sunday ( he’s busy doin nuns stuff or is it, stuffing nuns?)
I have enough part time work servicing the local convent mate, they are working me/it to the bone
the local talk in Durham is .."Well gwapple me gwape nuts" local hero David Bellamy