Rog is freezing his tits off. Woops doesn’t know Arthur from Martha. Kiwi is sweating his ring off. Squat is not bothered either way by the weather.
missed most of it been in bed with flu caught a bad dose of something, couldn't remember the last time Diddles gave me a peck on the cheek
That wasn’t me giving your pecker a kiss! You must be heavily sedated. Take two nurses and wash them down with some Panadol.