Oh god that's brilliant My favourite line has to be "Bollocks to that. Iââ¬â¢ll be down tââ¬â¢tanning salon. Top up. Orange top-up. Like a mobile phone, me."
Still think chanting Hull Hull Hull Hull over and over while clapping would work well with loads of flag & scarf waving and then giant amber flares i can dream!
What about the Leeds version? (to no particular tune) We're from Wessieland We think we're ace because everyone thinks we're c**ts Dad's a banker who moved up from London because he wasn't bright enough to get a job in finance down there, and mum is a Rhino's fan because she's actually from Leeds - a rugby town, but don't tell anyone - if you visit and you don't see any Leeds Utd shirts, it's because Leeds are, er, playing away, again... We like rabbit hutches made of lego go on holiday in our caravan every year to Brid just to live in a bit of space for a fortnight We go with all our junk to the carboot every week and call everyone who is there a "c*ck" and nobody else knows why... We scrat our arses in public whilst wearing a 1990s Leeds Utd shirt, because that's when we were good. We've also got selective memory, we can only remember the good bits of our history, we don't remember when we were sh*t. We try to mock our rivals, but forget for many years we've been on a level playing field with them. When we were good we were only there because we bribed, conned, cheated and fouled and then to make ourselves good again we spent money we didn't have. We're really just an ordinary football club, but we'll keep pretending we're massive. TUNE!
Your from yorkshire you play in white, you're Leeds, you're leeds, Used to be good but now you're ****e, you're Leeds, you're leeds, You think you're good, You think we're class, You're always living in the past, Leeds Utd! You're not as good as Hull I know the endings rushed but oh well This is in response to the leeds fan obvs
