We might well set a new unwanted record this season...

Jos would deflect one in to take the hat-trick away!!!!

 

I can think of five players off the top of my head.

Crouch
Jones
Bale x2
Walcott
Dyer

There's probably one or two more.

 

Baird scored for us, I would like to see more like that!

 

This thread is set to make a few appearances next term I reckon.

 

Oh ****!

 

Or perhaps we could set the record for serious injuries inflicted on returning players

'That's the fourth broken leg at St Mary's this season. Unbelievable, Jeff'.

 

*And managers.

'Oh goodness, mere weeks after the mysterious freak accident that saw Harry Redknapp break both his legs and an arm from a fall down the stairs at St. Mary's, it looks like Mauricio Pochettino is in serious trouble after Victor Wanyama's momentum from an attempted slide tackle brought him crashing into him. Oh God, no, what's happened now, it looks like Artur Boruc who came sprinting over to check on his former manager's condition has tripped and slammed his elbow into Pochetino's chest!'

 

Basham tonight people.

 

Don't think this one ever had any ties with us? We had a Steve Basham but he has retired.

 

I was trying to be amusing, but after last nights horror show, I think we should bin this thread........at least until
McGoaldraught comes to town!








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Basham was about right, that's what they did.