You know she's a little older now than she looks in her films? And women don't stay beautiful and perfectly toned like us beer drinking tossers do
BE CAREFULL NORTHERN SCUM YOU WONT BE SO HAPPY WHEN THE MILLWALL COME THERE BONES ARE AS HARD AS GRANITE AND FROM THE AGE OF TWO YEARS OLD THEY WANT TO FIGHT DOWN AT LOFTUS ROAD WE WILL BE SHAKING IN OUR BOOTS,AS THERE VOCALS CAN BE HEARD FOR TEN MILES LUCKILY THESE OLD COCKNEYS SEEM TO LIKE US AS THEY OFTEN GIVE US TOOTHLESS SMILES THE BERMONDSEY BOYS KNOW ALL ABOUT TOP FASHIONS AND I LOVE THERE STYLES
F'ing better be he apparently is in the same state as me. However I seriously doubt that as he is a cockroach and believe me they don't live long here' but we do have coakroach races on Australia day.
when you hear an unexplained bump in the night, or feel a sudden chill, a cold, clammy hand on your toosh and an uncontrollable swelling in your groin, BEWARE it could be me! 12000 miles is a mere dream (nightmare!) for the Brissy Bummer. I'm coming to get you and Mr Parsley will have to wait.
You keep on telling yourself that, 2020. But remember to look aver your shoulder when walking home late at night, and look over your shoulder when you're on your hands and knees, that, too, could be me.