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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Ted's got plenty in common with most of you lads.

    He's a plassie Kopite :bandit:

    Ted came to this thread
    As a an ageing skin head
    With mad thoughts in his head
    And some bad stains in his bed
    His head is a shed
    But at least he's not dead

    <party>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Are you a published poet like Ted as well @Tobes ? We've got loads of talent on this forum
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Ted and Tobes, poets for toads.

    I have the book, not great, not too bad though.
     
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    Stop ruining the thread
    If you don't be quiet I'm gonna fill you with lead
    I'll chop your head off like the Lannisters did to Nedd
    Then I'll hold it towards the sky as a tribute to Ted
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Beautiful Lucaas <applause>
     
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  7. Lucaaas

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    Thanks mate <ok>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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  10. Skylarker

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    Combined knowledge.
     
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  11. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    <yikes>
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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  13. Skylarker

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    I was a frog
    I sat on a log

    amen.
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Is it you with the African missus Sky iirc ?
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    I listen to techno
    not direct though
    I listen through tadpoles
    mashing it up round poles
    My tads going mad
    yes, drugs are bad
    too many poles
    that's why my tads eyes rolls

    amen.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    yes Afro-Caribbean
    Man's up it like a Korean
    Smashing frogs
    unloading my logs.
    and then it's back to skiing.
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Got a date with a girl from Nigeria coming up, never dated an African gyal before, any tips ?
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Don't be racist on your first date is a good start.

    Other than that, it's pretty standard. One bit of advice, don't assume they like getting their pussy licked. Some Africans see it as filth, others are fine :emoticon-0103-cool:

    Make her laugh, then make her cry. She's yours.
     
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  19. Zanjinho

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    Fixed
     
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    Drug her first <ok>

    :bandit:
     
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