Quality that mate, your banter is well and truely off the scale. Dont worry mate I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
Feck me the quality of the Wit is painful on here. However ive been quite amused these last few days so i think ill poke my nose into these boards more often. Au Revoir.
For trying to un-derail a thread that you started that had taken a very amusing turn. You have been warned!
irony1 ˈʌɪrəni/ noun the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect. "‘Don't go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony" synonyms: sarcasm, sardonicism, dryness, causticity, sharpness, acerbity, acid, bitterness,trenchancy, mordancy, cynicism; More a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result. plural noun: ironies "the irony is that I thought he could help me" synonyms: paradox, paradoxical nature, incongruity, incongruousness, peculiarity "the irony of the situation hit her" a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character. noun: dramatic irony; plural noun: tragic irony
. I sense whats coming next Get back to our board Tees. These are hard taskmasters. They like ant and dec.
Ah when all else fails and you can't think of an intelligent response, turn to a pic someone else has created. Lazy bastard. One of these days you'll learn how to actually wind something up. Maybe start with a toy car and go from there
