We are all ****ed

We ain't a selling club. We just mug off Liverpool, like everyone else does

 

Have you not sold anyone since Allen then...?

PS...didn't you buy Shelvey from us since then too?

 

You couldn't afford the rest of Allen's fee so we had him for free.

As for the rest, we kicked them out

 

Heskey scores on his debut from an Eidur Gudjohnsen pass. What decade is this?

 

Heskey scored, it must be a parallel universe

 

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Of course he is he's fatter and a better bag carrier.

 

Scores more than any Liverpool striker