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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    if you live on the wirral, the clinic where you get it done is situated on balls rd. No lie.
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Yeah I've decided thanks for asking babe <whistle> they're coming off <laugh>
     
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  3. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Tick tock tick tock.
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    That's freaked me out and it's not even my balls under threat <yikes>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm posting a pic if I get it done.

    No way is this ending now, this is the first time that the poll against has gone ahead.

    I'm still in a state of indecision.
     
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  6. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Get it done then stay pissed for a few days .... so you don't notice <cheers>
     
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  7. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Just for the record, there's no way I'd get the snip at this very moment but things may change further down the road. I've got 3 sprogs and I don't really care for any more but I guess I'm old fashioned and want to keep everything intact just in case.

    Of course my personal situation may differ greatly from yours so all I can say is good luck with what ever you decide mate. <ok>
     
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  8. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Mine will work until the end of time. I have an irrational fear that if you stop using it properly, your prostate goes to hell in a hand cart and that has to come out, and you'll never have your own personal sundial ever again. Viagra doesn't work with me, just gives me the headache from hell the next morning. So I have to keep mine in tip top condition. Anyway I'll be slinking off with a 25 year old in a few years, and I still have dreams of populating the world with my off-spring. I am the next stage of evolution, I have an IQ of 168, and that magic has to be passed on as many times as possible. I'm taking over the world, one uterus at a time!
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    tell her to **** off, if you get divorced, and manage to find something special who wants a family the procedure might not work when reconnected,plus i heard if its kept snipped for 10 years or more even reversed your sterile.
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

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    This fella needs a ****ing CRATE to rest his on ^^^^ that was taken two hours after his "operation" <whistle>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That would defo be the plan, IF I go ahead with it.
     
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  12. seanDCFC

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    Just get it done. You obviously have no balls anyway if your women makes you even consider it <ok>
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Have you had it done?
     
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  14. seanDCFC

    seanDCFC New Member

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    I have not and never will.
     
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  15. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Whats wrong with you lot? what are you scared about, have you not got any balls?

    You big bunch of fannies!
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why not?
     
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  17. seanDCFC

    seanDCFC New Member

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    Because I want to spread my seed far and wide like a true Irishman <ok>
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    The mods should sticky this thread with the final few drops of gonz's semen that will ever see daylight.:biggrin:
     
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  19. BCR

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    I wish I could vote again to having your balls chainsawed off!
     
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  20. shogs

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    dude, don't do it.
     
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