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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    I love Mighty Red!!
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Is Rush crossing his fingers? Wonder what he's hoping for?
     
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    Mighty Red coping a feel with mrs. pizzuti
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    You put your rod in her arm? Kinky <ok>
     
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  5. Milk Milk

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    Wait... you're saying you can't have balls and be a dad?

    I thought it was the other way round.


    What stopped me getting this done was the one in three chance of what I consider a serious side effect.

    Pain during orgasm, lack of sex drive, and... can't remember the other pretty bad one... but one website said odds were one in three of a serious side effect and listed three things.

    That was what put me off... odds just wernt worth it when the iud works so well... and is much more reversable.
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

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    I can understand why just the first two were enough to put you off <laugh>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    I agree with Billy the first 2 were enough I don't care what the 3rd one is.
     
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    It might be that you grow large breasts (silver lining and all that).
     
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  9. BCR

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    I thought you liked a little pain LG. <yikes>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    :biggrin: <ok>.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    A little Pain is fine. :bandit:
     
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  12. He'll be able to get condoms half price <whistle>
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    As long as he remembers which side to put them on...
     
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  14. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Luv

    Why don't you make a deal with God ..... you get the snip & he'll ....













































    ...... make sure the toffees don't finish above you this season :D
     
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  15. You've got to do it now Luv...just in case <ok>
     
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  16. He use the base end half <doh>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    That's going to happen anyway, now if it was Utd I'd do it myself............with a spoon.
     
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  18. Where are the mancs when you need them...<laugh>
     
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  19. Minxy

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    but if for some reason you are wrong with that assumption


    .... all the other fans on here will hold you responsible :D
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    Stop the blackmail minx, I'm not putting Redford and Newman under the knife lightly, they deserve 14+ pages of utter nonsense and a poll of epic proportions, I may go along with the final poll just because I can't think of any reasoned logic to this utter stupidity.

    If I do it, and I mean if. I promise to post a pic of my nuts as a warning to any other men who think this will just be a simple op.
     
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