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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I was so proud of my hubby when he had his done .... cos he was as nervous as you

    but he was fine .... was a little embarrassed

    & was fine again in a few days
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    All sounds very flowery <whistle> tell him about the AGONY...excruciating pain...the wheelbarrow he'll need to cart his swollen plums around in
     
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  3. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    It hurts yes ... but he will be given pain killers
     
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    Minxy, Dec 5, 2012
  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    If I may ... why didn't you get the coil/tubes tied whatever and why doesn't luvs mrs go that route ? oh its sore I guess , hmmm let the man take the pain <grr>
     
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  5. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    How will painkillers help him carry around his humongous bollocks? Do the NHS provide him with a ball trolley? No...shocking it is. Poor lads going to end up a cripple as well as a jaffa <whistle>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Dec 5, 2012
  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    A snip is a quick simple op done under local

    A woman needs a GA .... & that is a risk in itself

    A woman who has already given birth 3 times is not afraid of pain <doh>
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh> <laugh> <ok>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh god minx is sounding like my wife.

    I don't want her to be proud of me I want her to leave me alone.

    Did you ever see the ending of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid? My plums are Newman and Redford.
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    What's the average weight of a new born? 7lbs roughly? I've had weightier dumps than that <ok>

    Its a scandal men only get a local for a knob chop. Its trauma in extremis. I'd need a GA and years of counselling <laugh>
     
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  11. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Billys had a lightbulb moment <ding>

    You're Luvs wife aren't you...come on...own up.


    Edit...just seen Luvs post about Minx sounding like his missus <laugh> great minds
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She's probably upstairs on the laptop. :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  14. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Im not his wife but I have given birth twice & know what that feels like

    .... it is extremely painful

    however my poor hubby had to sit on an uncomfortable chair while it happened .... I know what men are like <doh>
     
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  15. Radio Klopp

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    When I was a wee lad, our Primary school gathered us all in the assembly hall to watch that movie. I thought it was class but I suppose anything is good if it gets you out of lessons for a while. <ok>
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    If she is she's more likely looking for a substitute fella just incase your knob falls off post op <laugh>
     
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  17. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So is the constipation caused by wives dishing up to much stodgy food for the evening meal, but you never hear us complaining.<grr>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 5, 2012
  18. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Another modern scandal that. Uncomfy chairs in birthing rooms <ok> Not good for a mans tate and lyles. When my wench was giving birth the last time the friggin gas and air wasn't even working...I had words with the nurse...I was gasping.
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Looking for a fella with a full set of meat and two veg with added gravy.:bandit:
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 5, 2012
  20. Minxy

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    you fellows really don't understand your anatomy very well do you .... lol
     
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