Way Down Under

Ave bin readin through sum o yer posts and yev goat t be ane o the most boring pricks oan here pal.

 

Do me, do me!!

 

That's why most South Bristolians have no friends, ***** ****s shagging each others offspring.

ER I would stay at home to see your kids grow up if I were you

 

Tina tell me whar ye live & al cum roond an de ye, slapper

 

Easter, the broo disna send twats. Ore te ausie, youve prob no worked a day in yer life pal, that's why yer wife left ya

 

could you repeat that in english, take your time ******.

 

If ye can nae work oot what it says you are the ****en ******.

 

I've been reading out what he's wrote in a Scottish accent

 

aye a complete tosser and most likely one of the old guard on here

 

Dorty, that's cus it's written in scots ye english twat.

 

scotch dickhead!

 

Away an shag some sheep ye scrawny we **** ye.

 

Where aboot did the wee slapper Tina go tae, a thought she wiz howlin for it.

 

I'm here, sweetheart xx

 

Whit aboot it eh, me & you the night, ya ken ye want tae so pm me yer address an al come roond wi ma jammies.

 

tonight's not good for me. I'm on my period xx

 

Aw ok, some ither time then ya wee teez.

 

don't fink so.

 

Easter,whit aboot you de ye tak it up the dunger. Cus am no fussy.?

 

no you're alright sweet cheeks, i had sweetcorn for tea.