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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats., Jan 16, 2020.
Kinda present @Tobes gets for the mrs
She only likes shiny things and handbags, oh and ridiculously expensive shoes.
The woman is expensive.
Theres loads of nice fanny in liverpool .. ive found or two that were reasonably cheap.
I assume shes a keeper
She’s not from Liverpool and yes she’s defo a keeper, hence the reason I married her.
Wash my own stuff.
Dry it, hang it up, wear it. Never goes anywhere near a bastard iron.
**** the tumbler. Shrinkage.
I'll wear stuff more than once. Give it a sniff, if it's the slightest mingin it goes in the wash.
These days I only buy clothes that don't need bastard ironing.
Got better things to do.
Made me laugh, I'm exactly the same, fook anything that wants ironing.
Critique my curry and chips ya bastard
I wonder sometimes how some of you have managed to live so long.
There's nothing difficult ffs. Boring yes, but ffs.
She doesn't exist though does she?
As I get older, the sniff test is deffo being used more and more.
**** I hate cleaning clothes.
I worry about people.
Simple chores, well, they're just simple.
Cooking, cleaning, ironing, washing etc.
Fairly basics in life really..
I bet you can't even change your bedding?
Haha I can DO everything.
But I choose to neglect the clothes. I used to put lots and lots of effort into looking slick and smart for the ladies. Then I found out they prefer it when you look a little scruffy, don't comb your hair and ****.
So, I've gotten sloppy as the pressures of society loosen
Work gear is always spotless though, I hate people who look scruffy in work.
Worry about your own washing.
I can’t iron but the cleaner can.
I’ve no idea what the **** that is supposed to mean, but I’m sure you found it hilarious.
He's calling you a fantisist and a liar einstein.
I’ll let him speak for himself you **** weasel