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  1. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Kinda present @Tobes gets for the mrs<laugh>
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Usual bland and inoffenSive title
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    She only likes shiny things and handbags, oh and ridiculously expensive shoes.

    The woman is expensive.
     
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  3. Roy Munson

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    Theres loads of nice fanny in liverpool .. ive found or two that were reasonably cheap.

    I assume shes a keeper
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Usual bland and inoffenSive title
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    She’s not from Liverpool and yes she’s defo a keeper, hence the reason I married her.
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Wash my own stuff.
    Dry it, hang it up, wear it. Never goes anywhere near a bastard iron.
    **** the tumbler. Shrinkage.
    I'll wear stuff more than once. Give it a sniff, if it's the slightest mingin it goes in the wash.
    These days I only buy clothes that don't need bastard ironing.
    Got better things to do.
     
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  6. brb

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    Made me laugh, I'm exactly the same, fook anything that wants ironing.
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Critique my curry and chips ya bastard <badger>
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2020

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    I wonder sometimes how some of you have managed to live so long.

    There's nothing difficult ffs. Boring yes, but ffs.
     
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  9. Blueman

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    She doesn't exist though does she?
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie The Welsh Jesus

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    As I get older, the sniff test is deffo being used more and more.

    **** I hate cleaning clothes.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2020

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    I worry about people.

    Simple chores, well, they're just simple.

    Cooking, cleaning, ironing, washing etc.

    Fairly basics in life really..

    I bet you can't even change your bedding?
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie The Welsh Jesus

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    Haha I can DO everything.

    But I choose to neglect the clothes. I used to put lots and lots of effort into looking slick and smart for the ladies. Then I found out they prefer it when you look a little scruffy, don't comb your hair and ****.

    So, I've gotten sloppy as the pressures of society loosen
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie The Welsh Jesus

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    Work gear is always spotless though, I hate people who look scruffy in work.
     
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  14. Roy Munson

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    Worry about your own washing.
     
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  15. West WindsR

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    I can’t iron but the cleaner can.
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Usual bland and inoffenSive title
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    I’ve no idea what the **** that is supposed to mean, but I’m sure you found it hilarious.
     
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  17. Roy Munson

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    He's calling you a fantisist and a liar einstein.
     
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  18. West WindsR

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    Oh Roy.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    I’ll let him speak for himself you **** weasel
     
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  20. Roy Munson

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    Good morning
     
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