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  1. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Wycombe Wanderers are a Championship team.
    Sunderland are still in the Turd Division.

    Just let that fact sink in for a moment

    Then laugh!!<laugh>
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sounds like there is an awful lot of limp dicks in Sunderland. Mind watching that **** show ain't gonna put any lead in your pencil.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 14, 2020
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I went into a shop this morning, I felt like a right tit wearing a face mask and gloves. I felt much better though when I saw someone wearing a sunderland top <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 14, 2020
  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Never realised soap was classed as an adult toy.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 15, 2020
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    And watching NUFC under Steve Bruce gets you going? <laugh>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No but at least watching us under him I get a chubb on now and again.

    Pardew - Erection/Sex Analogy - Incredible highs like being on ecstasy. Heartbreaking lows sitting on the side of the bed crying.
    McClaren - Erection/Sex Analogy - Nice looking penis but just limp all the time.
    Benitez - Erection Sex Analogy - Largely limp unenjoyable sex but eventually gets the job done
    Bruce - Erection/Sex Analogy - Largely limp unenjoyable sex (with the odd full tilt stonker) but eventually gets the job done

    Assessment - Being a manager under Mike is similar to being a woman under Mike, its very hard to perform <laugh>

    Sunderland - Erection/Sex Analogy - Penile agenesis
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 15, 2020
  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Surely benitez is same as Bruce?
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Almost identical, just a bit better to watch. On the odd occasion. But then look at last weekend. Looked decent first half. Floppy and sloppy 2nd half <laugh>

    We just need to get an experienced eastern european sex worker in who can deliver the goods, and look good doing it.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 15, 2020
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Bilic?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 15, 2020
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    West Ham :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Croatia and West Brom.

    Any how, west ham is a poisoned chalice.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be fair I always liked Bilic. Good football, funny likeable guy, passionate. Perhaps with the right backing he could do the job. He certainly knew how to get a tune out of a very talented Croatia team.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 15, 2020
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Well he will be no use. I want the team turning up at Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge etc not Glastonbury or Woodstock!!!!

    <doh>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    evening fella. You seem sexually frustrated <whistle>
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> South Shields man <laugh>
     
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    Poor villa. They look ****ed.

    lolololllol
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Getting loads mate, the heat has brought out the best in her. So I'm making hay while the sun shines, cause it'll soon be a long cold winter again <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 17, 2020
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I am taking a great deal of pleasure from their demise.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    They are a complete and utter shambles of a club now. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.
     
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