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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Even with their current playing staff.....which is ****ing none!!
     
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    cronemeister, Dec 21, 2019
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Cos they play in a **** lower league with poor standards.
     
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    Welshie, Dec 21, 2019
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  3. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    They didn't get pumped today then? Good week for them
     
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  4. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    See this table - this is an historic table.
    This is the lowest position the mackems have ever been in their entire history, their entire existence as a professional football club.
    Mackems breaking records again...

    Screenshot_20191221-192000_Chrome.jpg
     
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    Judge Death, Dec 21, 2019
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Seven wins from nineteen games <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 21, 2019
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And things could get a lot worse for them...:1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 21, 2019
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    So that was the reason. I thought they must have dropped down a few more divisions when I couldn’t find their result in League 1 today.

    <laugh>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Dec 21, 2019
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  8. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Oh how they love to blow their own trumpet...

    What ever happened to the (mackem) northeast top dog trophy!!!<bubbly>
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Dec 21, 2019
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  9. JakartaToon

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    You know you are in a **** league when your game is cancelled because the other team has gone bust.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 22, 2019
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  10. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland are the gift that just keeps giving. Even when they don't play they find a way to make us full of joy.

    They are, literally, SANTA.!!!

    They are even the correct colour..
    Red and White!!

    Ho Ho Ho.....!<cracker>
     
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    LiamO, Dec 22, 2019
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You are now entering a Mackem Free Zone <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 22, 2019
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Scummy mackem kunts <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 22, 2019
  13. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Forced to think about distant but better days...
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    Consett Mag, Dec 22, 2019
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  14. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    All hail Dorts. Thank you for giving us the gift of this thread. We all know who the real heroes of this thread are though. The 15 managers and 700 players that have been through that club in the last 5 years since this thread started who have taken them from premium league status, right down to the ****ing bowels of the lower divisions, getting pumped off burton albion and gillingham week in week out. I hope the next 5 years gives us just as much pleasure, if not more.....and hopefully the chance to do them over on the pitch. Who the **** am I kidding.....theres nee way we're getting relegated 2 divisions. I cant wait to see what pearlers 2020 is gonna throw up for us.
     
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    cronemeister, Dec 22, 2019
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This ^^^ all day long, all year long and all decade long! <laugh> Well done all you lot for keeping this glow-rious thread going...with a little help from our six-fingered neighbours of course <party> By the way, its nice to see they are all in hiding, keeping well out of the way the fooking fannies <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 22, 2019
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    They deffo check this thread now again absolutely fuming. And they deffo check the prem table and are absolutely livid.

    It's so satisfying <laugh><diva>
     
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    Welshie, Dec 22, 2019
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Fear not, the mackems are only 73 points off their intended target of 100...piss-easy this league! <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 22, 2019
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Next game is only against a resurgent Bolton that look likely to claw themselves out of the bottom three despite being deducted points at the beginning of the season.

    Sunderland will be fine. They were world champions in 1895. <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Welshie, Dec 22, 2019
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    OK you lot stop laughing...seriously now...the last time useless Sunderland won a game was...wait for it...seven weeks ago, a one nil at home to the mighty Southend United. Seven weeks <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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