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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Just when you thought the pope couldn't wear anything more ridiculous, out comes the mackem top.
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Indeed it is Sid, however he still retains his cardinal status throughout his tenure as Pope, as a good Catholic boy I know these things.
    Did you know that the hot favourite for the last papal election was an Italian cardinal called Leon Siccola. He turned it down because he couldn't cope with being called Pope Siccola.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Have you ever seen a Mackem In the Vatican? <confused>
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I once saw Smug in the Vatican talking to the Pope and overhead an American tourist saying to his wife " who's that talking to Smug "
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Nah. She's a swinger, the saucy trollop...
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Like the constipated accountant, l had to work it out with a pencil <laugh>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Evening all.

    It was 8 years since Jimmy Saville died last week. He touched many people.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> The cheating bastard, he used to pretend to run a marathon whilst smoking a geet big cigar. That didn't happen.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    You can say what you like about Jimmy Saville but he fixed it for my mate to milk a cow blindfolded.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sometimes I wish the bastard had replied to that letter I sent him...ten years ago <whistle>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Is he still Lee Cattermole's dad?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    My mother in law has a lock of Jimmy Savilles hair so we can do a DNA test.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> 100% sure to be.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lofty? There is no god so as far as I'm concerned he's just some daft **** in a robe holding something to wipe his arse with.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    T.
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    An unbeliever! There is a God and he supports Sunderland. When you die you be sent to Hartlepool. In a monkey suit...
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    God must be a right sadistic bar steward if he supports the mackems. Worse than Ashley ever could be for us.
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Only sadistic to you bums. He drives you to smash up the toon, punch horses, parade coffins, mis-spell banners and so on. We just take the bad times and wait for the wheel to turn, while Fat Mike's wallet thickens by the day. Have you got your new shirt yet BTW? God is watching...
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    There is no god.
     
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