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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    The difference is that we don't get to watch ourselves lose on MOTD, as per...

    P 5 - W 4 - D 1 - L 0 ;):):)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 27, 2018
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye but you are in the Turd Division...get it? :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 27, 2018
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Do they even have cameras at your ground anymore sid?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 27, 2018
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Only security cameras in case some one ****s in their seats
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 27, 2018
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  5. E.T. Fairfax

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    That heroic act of defiance finally got rid of short though didn't it. Town fans might wanna try that tactic instead of singing and shouting abuse at a building :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Aug 27, 2018
  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    That's actually one thing about the Prem I miss. The camera coverage at L1 grounds is completely arse. Short highlights are on Sky every week, but there's only one camera operated by a pretty dodgy cameraman.
     
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    Sidthemackem, Aug 27, 2018
  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Being old, I remember getting this when it was still called the Third Division! <wah>So, yes...
     
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    :)
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    :angry:
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 29, 2018
  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Diminished glow, ce soir..?
     
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  11. Lord Jonjomort

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    Nah we get this every year. Some call it the second round, we call it the final round.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Aug 29, 2018
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    The mighty Oxford have scored.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 1, 2018
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Headlines..........

    "chaos at the stadium of light as Power goes off"
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Sep 1, 2018
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A red card and 6 yellows for the Mackems. In division 3. A league they were relegated to by a man in a bra.... playing for Burton.

    My old man is sat with Stewie today and is adamant that when they go out there will be a load of French money flooding in..... ffs.
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    All's well that end's well-ish :) Looking forward to the Citeh game now...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Sep 1, 2018
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  16. Lord Jonjomort

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    Picture on Tw@tter of some Sheiky Fazzy Hamdan turning up at NCL in his Boeing 777.

    Waiting to see if it’s a current picture or the usual round of fake newsery.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Sep 2, 2018
  17. Squint Eye

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    Am trying to save in order to see them playing whoever they'll be playing in their penultimate game when hopping for some results elsewhere to go their way. Whatever the outcome they will be wishing for. Hopping to get a visa to the UK as well (which I believe will be much easier than a Mackem admitting me in their stadium of plight)
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He goes shooting with the duke of northumberland.
     
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  19. General Lee Speaking

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    Aye, we had the same thing last year as the whole family comes for grouse season.
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Sep 2, 2018
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her having 4 kids from four different blokes and becoming a single mother, living on a ****ty estate and surviving on cheesy chips and benefits.

    It's called Alice in Sunderland
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 3, 2018
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