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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> When I go to the Bungalow to buy my ticket for the Wolves game, I will tell them I have been to Sunderland games in the past. Like the 1987 game against Gillingham <whistle>
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    He's indicated he's dyslexic when he was picked up on poor spelling and then started beeling about everything.

    " What do we want ? "
    " A cure for dyslexia "
    " When do we want it? "
    " Won "
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    <laugh>

    Have to tell that to my youngest, she’s dyslexic.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Evening Jim <cheers>
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Two of my four diks are dyslexic, I don't know where they get it from.
     
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    Evening Dorts you old devil..:emoticon-0167-beer:...<ok>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Good to be back mate, the pull of The Glow was too much for me :cheesy:
     
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  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I'm dyslexic and ive just heard they've found a cure! Music to my arse!
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

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    Is that a euphemism?

    I know I used to end up with a knob like a 2 bob rocket over Helen Mirren back in the day.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    If I was a ginger I certainly wouldn't go for a pint with a dyslexic member of the KKK.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mackems miss a penalty.
     
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    Mackems missed a pen.
     
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    How do the Mackem ticket office differentiate between fans to see who is a real Mackem or not?

    I guess they count fingers?

    Ask for a dole card?
     
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    Easy...

    Question. Do u bang your sister?

    Answer Aye...!

    You're in.
     
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    But hasn't everyone in the North-East banged your sister?

    Rumour has it she does prefer the 6th finger but they need a more thorough test.
     
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    The sixth Mackem finger is often used to plug to butt hole to ensure an air tight finish.
     
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    That sounds very knowledgeable Alberto....
     
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    My Mackem mate told me :)
     
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