Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Nice one mate, I am on Glow Factor 3 at the moment. Just glowing nicely.

There's another important game on tonight with West Ham playing Hull. I'd prefer the 'ammers to win this one, that would take them a massive nine points clear of the mackems and set them up nicely for when they visit the Stadium of ****e next monday evening.

 

Joking aside? I see that as being a real possibility!

 

If you win, will you promise to put your arse in Fenwicks window?

 

don't know if you have noticed
but the Ralph Lauren Polo graphics were removed from Fenwicks windows yesterday
leaving a bright open space,

 

I'm waxing my fat hairy arse as we speak

 

Think I'll be staying away from Northumberland Street.

 

On ya shoulders.

 

There ain't enough room in the shop window.

What is the fascination with exposing yourselves in Fenwicks? haha.

 

Dueling arses?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0eknUtEMWw

 

I'm going for a Sunderland win 2-1 this evening. They often win games they really shouldn't and evrytime Liverpool threaten to catch Citeh/Chelsea they throw in a stinker

 

I like it Moyesey, build the twats up and give them a false sense of security

I think this will be a massacre of Biblical proportions.....and it doesn't seem like many mackems disagree I predict Jesus Suarez and Moses Sturridge will bring a terrible plague to the mackem defence tonight. After tonight, the mackems will be cast into the wilderness.

Amen.

 

By the way, how do I break the news to the wifey that there is football on the telly again tonight? <this time I'll have to watch it upstairs>

 

Just tell her she's got a headache

 

Give her a treat to the cinema.

 

I'm starting to use the old headache excuse myself, "not tonight dear I've got a headache". Well when I say I use it, I mean once every six months is about the frequency of my sex life. Well, I have been married a long time. In fact, we've been married a long time. I'll shut up now, I'm rambling.

 

Aye good idea, she could take the kids as well

 

Are we all watching the mackem game tonight and staying online? I'm looking forward to this one and am currently on Glow Factor 3 with the potential to hit Factor 5 at about ten o'clock tonight. It depends how many Jesus scores tonight.

 

Jesus doesn't score, Jesus saves.

 

Aye but Sturridge scores off the rebound

 

This is what I'm planning to do to stop the wifey complaining about the amount of football I watch on tv. I'm going to have a big wooden hut built in the back garden, complete with a 50" screen and a couple of rows of leather seats for me and the lads. Nee females allowed.

A bar in the corner of the hut would be nice. And maybe a darts board.

A man hut. Anyone like?