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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You just want his house when he croaks it!
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I guess you've met wor lass then?
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    pmsl <laugh>
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm beginning to wonder if he ever will
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Ribbit ribbit.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've just been speaking to Louis Suarez on the mobile and he tells me he is going to score FIVE past the mackems on Wednesday. Brown and O'Shea will be ****ting themselves.

    Well how about that then?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 23, 2014
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just ordering a pallet of ice as I type...
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Imagine Brendan Rogers giving his pre-match talk. "Right lads, these lot are ****ing ****e".

    End of.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    To even it up a little bit (not fully, but a little bit) the FA have ordered that Suarez and Sturridge both play blindfolded and with their boot laces tied together. So he might only get four.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Four with one bite.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> wonderful
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There's lads on Twitter predicting 6-7 liverpool goals.
    That's just plain daft.
    The match is 90 minutes, not 70 so I'd say 10-0.












    Here fishy...
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Anything is possible when John O'**** is your centre half. What a wonderful dummy he played yesterday to allow Norwich their first goal. And Wes Clown played his part in the second goal as well. Long may this continue.
     
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  14. lady-eleanor

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    Got a friend who's husband supports Liverpool and she's a Mackem wonder who will be glowing on Wednesday. <whistle>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The mackems will have their lights put out on Wednesday, it will be a no-glow show from them.

    I reckon their goal difference will take one hell of a pummelling as well.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I reckon they might give a decent account on Wednesday. They have a habit of doing ok against the big sides.

    I'll go for a spirited 4-2 defeat.

    Borini is dangerous for them, oh hang on.......................
     
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  17. lady-eleanor

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    Cardiff put up a bit of a fight I don't see Sunderland doing that. Liverpool are on fire so agree about goal difference taking a whack.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This is probably the worst time to play Liverpool.
     
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    Steady on people, I think the Mackems will be able to count the number of goals they concede on one hand.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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    I really doubt they'll concede 6
     
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