Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Quite liked this bit ........

"The system has been approved by national drone users’ organisation, the Radio-controlled Aircraft Fliers’ Association. Rafa’s Benny Tess said: “We think this idea is a championship idea.”


They will need to start getting used to championship ideas

 

If Swansea win tomorrow it'll be very toasty here

 

This poor bastard just checked the Sunderland score on his smartphone.

 

It's 100% nailed on fella. Mackems all over it with rage............. <move along nothing to see here>

 

It's just a coincidence that's all...... <move along FFS>....

 

Its red hot tonight up near Hexham.

 

I wonder if it's this warm in Sunderland.

 

It will be. Giro day is Tuesday so they are onto burning their cardboard boxes and camp beds

 

Just seen moyes saythey haven't scored for 7.5 hours..... feck..... me......

 

And their fans haven't seen them score for around 3 hours.

 

There once was a team from the Wear,
Whose fans look awfully queer,
When their nemesis went down,
Because of Mclaren the clown,
All they could do was cheer.

But they’d taken their eye off the ball,
And forgot about their own close call,
Fat Sam had his head turned,
And nowt had been learned,
Setting them up for a massive fall.

Agent Moyes arrived on the scene,
But didn’t seem awfully keen.
He turned up on the telly,
With knees turned to jelly,
And announced “we don’t have a bean.”

They loved the Toon’s bad start,
And laughed with all their heart,
But perhaps they should remember,
With no league win til November,
Their own club had fallen apart!

But enjoy Burton away they would say,
Despite their own teams **** play,
With no money to spend,
“We’ll come right at the end”,
“and Jermaine’ll score for his pay”

“But but Sunderland are in the top flight,”
No matter how bad your plight,
Chirping about fizzy pop,
And avoiding the drop,
and wishing you’d bought Wor Dwight

The 80 million we spent in hard cash,
Was seen as being quite flash,
But you went with a squeak,
Paddling up **** creek,
At least we gave it a bash.

6 in a row is now all that remains,
Running through your mouses brains,
Your club has imploded,
While you all ****ing goaded,
And we’ll pass you in opposite lanes.

Finally it’s the Championship for you next year,
You’ve lost everything you held so dear,
But please don’t get all queasy,
Cos the Championship’s easy,
Or so you’ve be telling us all year.

 

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Pickford as we dropped last season....

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Some wonderful results today, at the bottom of the prem and the top of the championship. Wonderful.

 

It aint half warm lads!

 

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Morning glow fans

 

It's official.
The mackems are the biggest contributor to global warming overtaking China and India, furthermore they face heavy fines or even sanctions if they can't guarantee a reduction in methane emissions from their remaining fixtures.
A spokesperson for the beleaguered outfit said " we know a goal would go some way to reduce the global warming issue, however we're not confident "

 

See you are boasting again Obi !!!!!!!

 

You're just jealous because the next time you'll feel a warm glow will be at your ****ing cremation!