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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    and Andre Marriner the **** of a ref <whistle>
     
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  2. haslam

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    Was that when Delle did the whole weird hand/eye celebration thing? The clues were always there that he was more interested in messing around with other stuff than actually playing football.
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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  4. Fox Mulder

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    Try this for a laugh

    Imagine a makem saying Pizza and Beans
     
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  5. clip

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    Got to be the worst strip ever. And dont they look happy
    Looks like my old Paisley pyjamas in the 60s
    IMG_2998.jpeg
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    My old Granny had net curtains like that <laugh>


    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Fox Mulder

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. cronemeister

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    that is truly and utterly dogshit
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    I like the way the club logo is angled down - obviously a trajectory they will be following this year.
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with your eyesight <laugh>

    I didn't see it in a haze of obscurity
     
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  11. Fox Mulder

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    It's so bad.

    No doubt some will be telling themselves they like it.
     
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    My god that is awful :biggrin:
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    The more I look at that the worse it gets! Is it one of those optical illusion things like that dress that was all over the news a while back? Some people could only see it in green and others could only see it in black or some **** like that. Either way it still looks like one of them colourblindness test things and also not too dissimilar to the plates they use in Spoons !! Whoever though using a white colour for the lettering on the sponsor etc needs a good talking to as well. It's just so bad.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It’s joyous to see them roll out that ****. Some tramps will still buy it.
     
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  16. Fox Mulder

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    Meanwhile Newcastle signing players for over 60 million..

    Thyell be absolutely heartbroken
     
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  17. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    <doh>
    Love the black and white!!! <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  18. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    live 200 miles away. Years ago when my son played schoolboy football.
    There was a scruffy cùnt from Newcastle <laugh> with his hoard of illiterate illegitimate kids <laugh> who used to pass me house of an evening on his way to the pub, (one of his lads played in the same team as me lad but he was shît) <laugh> he would stop outside me house and shout "dirty Mackem bàstard" <laugh> <laugh> etc on the way to the pub.
    One night I followed him to the pub and put a stop to it<laugh> <laugh> <laugh> ( didn't happen)<laugh> <laugh> <laugh> because I didn't want my kids feeling threatened.

    Oh I, he always had the star toon top on <laugh>

    He fooked off to live somewhere else one day but funny enough, one of his lads who I always thought was sound, stayed in the area.



    There's a bellend from simonside i know always calls me dirty Mackem etc. <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
    Prick doesn't like football but txts me mag shìt etc.
    Rings me at 3am thinking he's funny and it's banter then cries like a bitch on another forum that I've spat me dummy because I've blocked him on me phone <doh><laugh>.


    Grown men, absolute bellends.

    <wah> <wah> <wah>

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Celebrating our minging heritage <laugh>
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    Troy Deeney has taken over from Garth Crooks for doing Team Of The Week and he's just as hilarious.

    Pope and Burn got in the team, but Joelinton didn't.
     
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