WAR! What is it good for?

Nope. I agree. That's between Russia and Germany. Presumably US will try to pressure Germany as much as they can.

 

You're best developing medical symptoms now, if you wait until war breaks out it will look suspicious if all of a sudden you're claiming to be blind.

Try going for something the military can't prove is fake though. Will irritable bowel syndrome keep you out of serving? It should. No one wants to be stuck in a tank with someone with IBS.

What about being addicted to heroin. That should keep you out of the military shouldn't it? Start developing an addiction now.

 

Going to Feltham is the wrong sort of serving your country mate.

 

I got something like that.

Random puking desease

Im a bit Like a spontaneous puke bomb just waiting to go off at any time with no warning

 

Im just saying mate in the eyes of the government I'm lethality trained and ready to kill if need be.

I was young and didn't Know any better at the time, I certainly didn't think it would make me vulnerable to call ups in the future anyway.

Not that I'm worried or anything

 

This might be a stupid question but I'll go anyway.

How comes boris can just take us to war without asking anyone?

Shouldn't you lot like vote on things like this?

 

he isn't taking us to war with Russia ffs as they would squash us like an irritating bug .

 

I heard today mate, everyone between the ages of 18 and 40 is getting called up....just in case like.

 

You'll be fine once you reveal your real age.

 

cos they are septics and think they can interfere everywhere with . or more normally , without justification but Germany has huge economic ties to Russia never mind their dependence on Russian gas supplies .

 

No?

Thats what the news is sayin bro.

You sayin the news are liars?

 

looking forward to 50000 graduates staring vacantly at an SA80 and asking which way up it goes .

 

no the news are saying that Russia is threatening the Ukraine but we will not be intervening militarily and that has been made clear , So we talk big and do nowt - sound familiar ?.

 

See that why peeps like me should be wary.

We Know how to use those.

 

We didn't talk big and do nowt when we went looking for saddams wmds

 

no


more thats why the rest of should be wary

 

No need to fear me mate im cool af.

But also extremely dangerous

 

SA80 will be useless to you mate as you go in search of an oxygen mask against the Russian nerve gas. You've seen already in Salisbury how easy they can get to someone.

 

No worries bro I got my own mask

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