WAR! What is it good for?

I've never tried a sausage roll for a deodorant

 

... they likely have cctv in cemeteries these days mate ... watch yourself...

 

I've never munched on a soap bar...

 

They've already been picked too

Easiest bouquet ever

 

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I was amused, very good.

 

Gaza being levelled in preparation for full annexation

97% of schools damaged or destroyed

This is what ethnic cleansing looks like

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx0d71gryzo

 

Have the hostages been released yet?

 

I appear to have missed the global day of action. Hope you all got some action anyway.

 

I had a girlfriend who used to buy me flowers. Well, I think she wanted to brighten up my gaff, so she bought them for herself really. I liked it when she did that though.

 

Yeah, no one's really dying in Gaza. It's all just anti-Israel propaganda.

 

Those pictures of kids with horrendous illnesses presented as being hours away from death due to famine next to their fat parents stopped quickly.

 

This actually very clearly was though.

 

Benny turned down the offer

Several times

 

Ok. I’d probably release them without demanding thousands of murderers and terrorists in return in case it gave the impression I was doing it to help with the next attack if I had Palestinians’ best interests as a priority. Keep me posted.

 

Don't forget the thousands people held without charge or trial in Israeli prisons for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

Spare a thought for the teenagers sent by their parents to throw rocks at soldiers.

 

And the ones who dared to wave a flag

 

Yes them too. Maggots.

 

That's no way to talk about our proud British patriots.