Wanyama wants to leave! [tough, you're staying - deal with it]

Can we have our thread back please

 

Got my cock out ladz

 

And me.

But they couldn't even get that right.

Though I like the basic, 80s, sort of ******ed feel they bring to the site.

 

It's like an am-dram version of trainspotting, without any of the charm

 

We can see it plain as day on your Avatar

 

But he has to face that every time he looks in a mirror, it must be horrible

 

I can't see it....may need a radiotelescope.

 

Now I understand why Virgil, Vic and Fraser were so keen to come to Saints....

 

Ladz fancy a pint












Of jizz

 

I like this guy. It's like getting a free ticket to the zoo. Do you perform tricks at 4.30 or did I miss the last show?

 

Why are you ****ing??????

 

People that devise whisky and fry mars bars can't be all bad.

 

Well no one else is going to touch it!

 

I think his mum was a very heavy crack user while she was pregnant with him. It affected him quite a lot by the looks of things.

 

Gordy1888 is my new favourite thing, can i keep him? Pleeeeeeeassse!!!!!

 

I think they invented chips too, as it seems to be common to wear them on their shoulders

 

Only if you keep him in his crate.

 

I can imagine the taste of deep fried battered mars bars....absolutely delicious, but can't imagine actually eating one and surviving to tell the tale.

Ps. a strawberry and piece of mars bar on a cocktail stick is also lovely and provides one of your 5 a day.

 

He's got quite a lot of energy for a 127-year old.

 

I ate one years ago - from a chippie in deepest darkest Somerset in about 1986, approximately 9 years before it is alleged the Scots invented them - they are delicious but I couldn't eat 2.