Have never been a fan, Drew.
Big as ****ing dustbin lids, they were.
Some other good things about the 70s;
Spangles contained a tiny trace of LSD. If you ate the whole packet and drank a quart of Tizer you ended up tripping.
If you got your hand down a bird's knickers before she wrote your name on her exercise book, she was a slapper.
Capstan Full Strength were available on the NHS as a cure for asthma.
Guinness was good for you.
While are a it what about Bullseye?
The lights are there to help you!!
Here's what you would have won