Half-arsed Easter jokes:
- Sturridge rises from the dead
- Something to do with 12 disciples/12th man
- Egg in the ball
Something to do with goals from crosses?
we're nailed on for goals from crossesSomething to do with goals from crosses?
Stop them from crossing and don't give away silly free kicks, that's my tips.Something to do with goals from crosses?
you needto try and look at the bright side of lifeWe're doomed!

You're rubbish!
Mrs luv agrees.You're crap
Might have to passover this match, surely a losswe're nailed on for goals from crosses![]()
no mate we will stage a miraculous recovery to snatch victory from defeat and the heavens will ring with the sounds of exaltation.Might have to passover this match, surely a loss
Half-arsed Easter yolks:
- Sturridge rises from the dead
- Something to do with 12 disciples/12th man
- Egg in the ball