Match Day Thread Vs Stoke (A)

Old man johnson as well, plus Xhaqiri is too swole to really be mobile and they lost Allen

They should change the name of the team from Stoke to Plumpy

 

Well, that was a penalty not given and then we concede by a set piece. Without Mane and Coutinho we are utter ****e. The defence is a bunch of ****ing clowns and all Klavan does is pick his nose.

 

Stoke first goal from open play since February

 

Yet another pen denied, but in fairness we are lucky to go in 1-0 down. Can't see anything here.

 

Excluding the penalty call.

Wtf was klavan doing?

And where was the rest of the team...Walters could have had a sandwich before heading that!

 

Another half to go, might help if we can up our shots on target ratio

 

Pessimistic before, but can only see the West Brom game going the same way. This season is gonna be how we finished last year and just scramble a point here and there. Not a chance of top 4.

 

This is soo dire to watch. Stoke are pants but by putting out that 11 with a dodgy formation that I can't even understand has given Stoke a lift. Klopp has big decisions to make at half time.

 

Sounds grim and perfectly predictable tbh. Glad I'm in a beer garden getting sh*tfaced

 

Wouldnt put you and pessimistic in the same sentence mate

 

Klavan !!! last 2 goals we conceded are all of his brain farts.

 

The difference last season was that we had a major trophy to play for, and one that would have given us CL. There'll be the usual guff about 'Injuries', but not strengthening at all in January is continually coming back to bite us. Complete lack of foresight at the club, and that includes Klopp too.

 

Klopp has been far too cautious for a little while.

This system does not suit the players - have to play Moreno and Sturridge. Stubbornness will cost us top 4

 

Looks like a double change. Klavan better be hooked

 

Klopp worse than his players.

Man the **** up and play your best 11. Coutinho is a puss.

 

right come on you bunch of bollox get behind the lads for 40 minutes

that bunch of bollox have got to improve ... fast

 

Prepare for the invasion

 

Milner, you ****ing carthorse.

 

tbf glue is the best description for most of this side so far today

 

Nah, there's no point. Top 4 is Daffy Ducked. We're too fragile defensively not to balls it all up