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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Thanks for your positive comments on our staff. We all do try to be friendly and helpful. I do not agree with your negative comments about our food. We use very high quality olives, flour (for making the pizza/focaccia dough), mozzarella and ice cream from suppliers that my father and I have been using for decades. Our chefs are very hardworking, experienced and talented and have been instrumental in us becoming a very successful restaurant indeed. Given some of the terms of your review (and your previous general ramblings about how knowledgeable you apparently are which were removed in which you stated that you anticipated a "vitriolic response" from me and to me as "Glasgow's Basil Fawlty") my view is that you are trying too hard to find fault on the basis of a twin over-inflated opinion of yourself and a dislike of myself and my responses. A great shame that you should try and damage the reputation and livelihoods of our great kitchen-staff in the process. It won't work though. Hope you don't enjoy reading this response.
    Paolo Martone
    Qua Italian Restaurant
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Congratulations Costa2much! You are the first customer in our 8+ years trading to ever complain about the size of our pizza. You are simultaneously the first customer to in our 8+ years trading to have complained about our side salad’s price and further, it apparently resembling having being bought from a supermarket. The reason we may have lacked atmosphere is due to it being January and most days being much quieter than normal for obvious reasons. Alternatively, the restaurant may have been filled with customers similar to yourself who no doubt spent all their time looking at the prices on our menu and drinking their tap water rather than conversing with those around them.
    Our Italian style mixed salad is narrated on our menu as containing “mixed leaf lettuce, red onion and chopped tomatoes”. Therefore, you were served a mixed salad of mixed leaf lettuce, red onion and chopped tomatoes. The mixed leaf lettuce (I know as I do the fruit and veg orders and work almost every day in my family’s restaurant when the deliveries arrive and when our chefs prepare and send out dishes) is made up of iceberg, rocket and radicchio (a type purple leaf lettuce). For your information, I am not aware of any supermarket who sells such a ready-made mix of salad and if they did I am sure I could get much better value for money using my current suppliers who offer me better prices and quality than ready-made supermarket packets would. £3.50 is a more than acceptable price for the privilege (note the correct spelling) to be served such a dish in a restaurant which has a lot more outgoings than clearly your brain is able to comprehend.
    We do not require nor wish for the custom of miserly penny-pinchers. You were purely a waste of our time and efforts.
    Paolo Martone
    Qua Italian Restaurant
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I coined the "Glasgow's Basil Fawlty" expression <laugh>


    Yaaaaaasssss
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Paolo's a ****in superstar <laugh>
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    8+ years of trading

    Been getting his produce from the same butcher for 4 decades :huh:
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He means Asda
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Though Paolo had packed it in
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Still listed "for sale" on most reputable Business for sale websites.
     
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    He' is/was a class a wee ****
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'd vote for him <ok>
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    For free pizza no doubt tubby <cheers>
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Probably pay full price for the pizza if it came with free passive-aggressive insults tbh
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He's dead anyway

    Got the bad aids
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Just seen Jezza going in an Italian restaurant in Finsbury Park. No pics, soz. God bless Jezza though.
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I can see it being a big Tory win tbh. Too many Anglos are allowed the vote.
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Going to go vote for JC when back in London, in ****ing Reading at the mo <grr> <grr>

    'Mon Labour <applause> <applause>

    Anyone that votes Tory today deserves instant superherpes.
     
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    If only the nationalists would switch to labour.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Then they wouldn't be Nationalists.

    Labour losing the Scottish seats has made it almost impossible for Labour to rule.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I know. It's great living beside so many spastics.

    It would be like if ukip held every seat in England
     
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