Virgil Van Dijk

Shocked here

 

You'll get on well with him

 

Does he post anywhere else?

Ive never seen him apart from quickly on that garbage thread.

 

Hull board.

Just go in there tag him and ask if it's true he's a left winger who follow teenage girls on twitter.

That should be a good start

 

Pmsl

 

I try to .

 

Ok..although i think i maybe getting stitched up.

 

As if TLL would do such a thing

 

I have intriduced myself. Think me and him will hit it of like Jordan and Peter Andre..

 

Weirdly. Rooney got pulled over drunk driving in a beetle. Maybe Messi driving a beetle isn't so far fetched after all.

 

I can't understand why they don't have chauffeurs, if I earned 200k a week I'd have all sorts of servants, the only things I'd do myself is roll spliffs, but that's only because no one rolls them as well as I do.

 

It would make total sense to have a chauffeur. Or you can more than afford a taxi on the wages they make.

 

It's basically turned into a game of DMD Bingo. He rants and raves all day and a few of us place bets on what we can get him to say and do.