If we're going to use this, it has to be for JWP! Ward-prowse, In the middle of the pitch Ward-Prowse, taking corners and free kicks
He's a real Dutch Master, And certainly no Dick, He's as cool as a Rasta, And takes a wicked free-kick. His name is Virgil and he's 6' 3", his name is Virgil and he's F.A.B!
It's The Saints, by The Skids! Not... You Are My Sunshine, with the last line changed to "please don't take Jack Cork away"
Give me the mic I wanna tell you about a defender called Van Dyke He's mean He's lean and he rides a bike (Trike) When it comes to defending he's the best around Ask Oscar Pistorious, he wish he had him now
Can't a song be devised from Pink Floyd's BIke.? The opening line is... I've got a bike you can try it if you like... So, for starters... We've got van Dijk, he's a player that we like.... got good head, got good feet and a bobble which makes him look good... Now carry on.