Match Day Thread Villa v Spurs

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remembercolinlee

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Good Ebening fellow spurs fans.
3 points...wtf is that about??? I mean seriously...none of us knew what to do... not only a win but a clean sheet...

So we are off to Villa to looking to continue our winning streak :bandit:

They are managed by the son of Ray Reardon and Dracula who somehow manages to get his team to play some exciting football but talks in a way that makes Shearer sound interesting.

After ripping Wolves apart and only losing 2 players for the rest of the season we go to another place whose only highlight is that the place they live in ain't as bad as Birmingham.

The 18 month long bin strike in Birmingham has been ended ... the Council managers had to make some serious concessions and steps backwards...most notably not being able to force people to have to go watch Brum play every week.
The ending of the strike has been met with dismay from the public who said the smell of rotting food stuffs was an improvement on the stench drifting over from Villa Park that they were subjected to previously.

I have a completely irrational footballing hatred of Villa ... obviously Matty Cash inspires murderous thoughts in all non Villa fans but I think it goes back to August 1978, at WHL when they turned up and spoiled the party by winning 4-1 .... breaking my 11 yr old heart...utter bastards... and with political hindsight that was the beginning of the Falklands war which won Thatcher her second election...the filthy, utter bastards.
Oh and rumour has it that Hitler was a big fan of theirs...evil, filthy, utter bastards.

I has been rumoured that Cash is looking for a hattrick of tackles maiming Bentencur. Villa have complained that our injuries have meant that we won't have to play Vicario.

They play Forest on Thursday night in the EL semi final first leg...of course no one wants to see Villa suffer injuries to Cash, Watkins, Cash, Rodgers, Cash, Tielemans, Cash, Martinez and errrr....oh yeah...Cash.

We have huge selection problems with both Dragusin, kolo and Gallagher all available.

Villa's main problem is that their fans chant and sing in that ****ing hideous accent and that Cash is a total ****.

Their most famous fan is the brother of the most famous British Nonce...otherwise know as the nonce formerly called Prince Andrew. Hopefully Prince Willy will have a **** Sunday night.

The club have just employed a new psychologist who has plastered the training rooms and changing rooms with inspirational quotes from footballing and non footballing greats.

Apparently, before the Wolves game, the dressing room quote was from the French Philosopher Albert Camus...

"who ever gives nothing has nothing...so stop ****ing around at the back, pass the ball to one of your ****ing team mates and don't so so **** all over the pitch..."

This week's is said to be from Audrey Hepburn...
"Come on you spurs.. smash these ****ers ... especially that **** called cash!"
 
Pedant Alert 1. Unless General Galtieri was at that game the Falklands War was 1982, so whatever drugs you were on in '79 were some strong stuff! <laugh>
Pedant Alert 2. William is Andy the *****s nephew, although to be fair, who actually knows how far the net is spread! <laugh>

Great Match Post though!! <applause>
 
Pedant Alert 1. Unless General Galtieri was at that game the Falklands War was 1982, so whatever drugs you were on in '79 were some strong stuff! <laugh>
Pedant Alert 2. William is Andy the *****s nephew, although to be fair, who actually knows how far the net is spread! <laugh>

Great Match Post though!! <applause>
Depends on how you see time tbf...As Einstein said "yippee kye ehhhh mother ****er"
 
Udogie back.
Solanke out but the injury isn't as bad as first thought.

Vicario still out, which is hilarious given the announcement ahead of his surgery was that he'd be back immediately after the break.

Maddison still not fit enough to take part but might feature in the final three games. I doubt we'll see more than cameos from him tbh.
 
Udogie back.
Solanke out but the injury isn't as bad as first thought.

Vicario still out, which is hilarious given the announcement ahead of his surgery was that he'd be back immediately after the break.

Maddison still not fit enough to take part but might feature in the final three games. I doubt we'll see more than cameos from him tbh.
Williams-Barnett injured, too

I mean we may as well list any player who can play as a No10 who is carrying a knock of some kind at this point